 Don't worry, I'll look better when you're drunk. Submitted by Asian Tom
If being fine is a crime, I'd write you up a ticket. Submitted by Asian Tom
Hi babe, fancy going halves on a bastard? Submitted
by Joe
You must be tired (No, why?) Because you have been running thru my mind all day. Submitted
by Little Buddy
I heard you
lost your virginity. Can I play with the box it came in? Submitted by Bunniie
(Say this
to a girl who is drinking 1% milk) I see you're a 1% milk drinker.
You must think you're fat. You're not. You could drink whole
milk if you wanted. Submitted
by Eddie
Are you a model or
a high priced hooker? Submitted
by Redman646
Is that a mirror
in your pocket? (No, why?) Cuz I could so see myself in your pants. Submitted by Michelle
Was your dad a map maker? (No, why?) Because I get
lost in your eyes. Submitted by
Michelle
Is that a keg in your
back pocket? Cause I wanna tap that ass. Submitted
by 97celicagt
I may not be Wilma
Flinstone. But I will make ya Bed Rock! Submitted
by Caylin
Nice shoes, wanna
fuck? Submitted by Amy
If we were two squirrels sitting in a tree, would
you let me bust a nut in your hole? Submitted
by ILaf2Much
Are those space
pants? Because your ass is out of this world! Submitted
by Peter Bunnyfucker
Did you
fart? (No, why?) Because you just blew me away! Submitted
by Christina
Are you a terrorist?
(No, why) Cuz you're the bomb!!! Submitted
by Christina
OK, I’m here,
what’s your next wish?
Is it hot in here,
or is it just you?
What’s a nice girl
like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Damn!
And I thought I was good looking!
Do you believe
in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly
waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your
name.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?.
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
Hey, baby, wanna
lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, my name is
(your name), I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
Here's a quarter ... call your roommate and tell her you won't
be coming home tonight.
Hi, my name is "Milk."
I'll do your body good.
Why don't you come
over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing
that pops up?
If I flip a coin, what are my
chances of getting head?
I'm gonna have sex
tonight!!! I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! (With whom?) Depends:
what are you doing tonight at around 1?
Do
I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want
to kneel before you?
Nice clothes but it would
look better on the floor.
Have you always been
this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I
hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this
room?
I think I can die happy now, cause I've
just seen a piece of heaven.
Oh my sweet darling!
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I
see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to
me.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look
so good?
If you stood in front of a mirror
and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful
things in the world.
I can't believe I've been
hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and
the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good
bye".
When I'm older, I'll look back at all
of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children
were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
(If she is looking at you)You know, my mother always
told me it was impolite to stare ... so what do you say we dance?
You are a 9.999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were
with me.
I betting that you cannot wait until
tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful
every day.
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't
seen you forever!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm
not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
If I told you that you had a great body, would
you hold it against me?
(Give the person a
bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. |
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